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One paints with the head, not with the hands. (Michelangelo)
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When in doubt. . . mumble.
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Unremembered, yesterday is extinct,
Without yesterday, today has no meaning
Who are you, if forgotten?
Who are you, but the sum of your memories
-Ertish Saying
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If you have attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy this into your signature.
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Unremembered, yesterday is extinct,
Without yesterday, today has no meaning
Who are you, if forgotten?
Who are you, but the sum of your memories
-Ertish Saying
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Artists unite against the proposed Orphan Works legislation which could make it legal for others to use your artwork for profit. More info at [link]
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Unremembered, yesterday is extinct,
Without yesterday, today has no meaning
Who are you, if forgotten?
Who are you, but the sum of your memories
-Ertish Saying
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Meshy says:
What if we could adopt old people?
Neecha Rui says:
Then the elderly have more to fear than they first thought.
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Like a building caught on fire,
smoke is churning up the funeral pyre.
Isabel, don't tell me lies, I want to see you take off your disguise.
Over the mountains I must go. Isabel, I wish it were not so.
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one by one the penguins steal my sanity....
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